Also I was just really, really bored.

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.1. Tony Stark ( Read more... )

1. I saw The King's Speech today and it was amaaaaaaziiiiiing :') it gave me so many FEELINGS. Many of which were about COLIN FIRTH ( Read more... )

HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S John... Tree.

That - that doesn't really work does it. No. But um, hey! Hello! IT'S ME. I had my final deadlines yesterday and now all of my work is DONE 'til the next round of high octane deadline panic. (Which will be the FINAL round of high octane deadline panic until I maybe do an MA ( Read more... )

"I made as if I lay down to rest me, but turned from her, and lying on my face, wept, and kissed the ground that he had set his foot on ( Read more... )

... you misread '[...] Sam discovers while driving his brother's car' as SAM DISCOVERS HIS BROTHER IS A CAR and you don't think there's anything wrong with it.Holy cock on a rock, I am EXHAUSTED. Went to hang out with my dad at his work this morning (he manages a care home for adults with severe learning disabilities), which was cool but it meant ( Read more... )

I try to space my ridiculous dream posts out a bit, so I don't bore you entirely, BUT. Last night I dreamt I GOT IN A BITCH FIGHT WITH ZAC EFRON. I had been hired as a sandman to help pay my way through uni, but Zefron had absolutely NO RESPECT for my profession.

He was all, "Oh, I'm sure it's so hard, going around sprinkling dust into people's ( Read more... )

OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED. Last night I dreamt, in among some other ridiculous things, that Barney Stinson left his mysterious office job and became the host of a low budget shopping network cookery TV show. The premise was that he was teaching his class how to cook, but really he was just trying to sell us electric juicers and stuff. Robin was his ( Read more... )

( HIMYM 4x20 )

GUYS URIEL ISN'T REALLY DEAD.

HE JUST MOVED TO NEW YORK AND OPENED A LASER TAG PLACE.

*_*

(omg I have neither a Uriel nor a HIMYM icon. What is wrong with me and my life.)

OH UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR, YOU MAY WELL THINK THAT PLAYING YOUR MUSIC INTOLERABLY LOUD WILL DISTRACT ME FROM MY WRITING. YOU MAY WELL THINK THAT.

You are probably correct. You fuck.

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Amazing Smallville guest stars I have encountered:

• Sam Ferris! Looking like a total hottie! (Oh Ellen I miss you.)
  
• COBIE SMULDERS. Maybe she and the Smallville people ( Read more... )